15 ways to avoid eating breakfast

i made the mistake yesterday of buying not only a muffin with some frightening goo in the middle, but also of assuming that said muffin and fancy juice in a plastic bottle would cost me less than $6. i was at the airport, so prices are bound to be ridiculous, but fortunately the muffin was so smashed in my carry-on that i just ate around the cream cheese-esque filling. the juice was from the front of the fridge - another mistake - and not particularly cold.

as it ended up, that was the only thing i ate all day other than a black bean salad. at 10pm, starving, i was given an energy bar. i lay awake for hours wishing i'd eaten dinner.