underheard

had a hilarious time at the store. ran into a friend who made fun of me for talking quietly about church by pretending i was talking really loudly. he shouted 'and i pay my tithing too' to illustrate how 'loud' i was being. his girlfriend heard from halfway across the store...when we walked over, she asked when we were going to stop embarrassing her. later, there was some joke about the $29.99 can of foie gras being such a good deal because the other one was $10 more. i said, pretty loudly, 'where's the vegan foie gras?' at some later point i got to saying all sorts of nonsense as if i really meant it, which really amused an old couple in the elevator. i'm not sure if they thought i was joking or not.