craft project for the day

i was making some tasty egg rolls in the oven...i was heating up some tasty egg rolls in the oven and i had more than i could really eat. so, i felt inspired to take them over to some people, and wrapped them up in foil. that was far from enough, however, presentation being so important. after carefully rolling the rolls in foil, i borrowed scissors and duct tape. i cut down a full-sized envelope, which came with a calendar inside, and left the clear plastic window to show the food. in case anyone couldn't figure out by the bulge that there was something within, now they could see the foil that wrapped the egg rolls. before inserting the foil-wrapped foodstuffs, i drew a picture on the back, using the clear plastic window as a mouth. it looked awful, but this did not deter me. i continued with my original plan, and wrote 'everyone is special, even egg rolls,' with the "v" and the "y" in "everyone" written in cut out duct tape. the letter "i" in "is" was a huge strip of duct tape, big enough that one might think the message was really "everyone s special, even egg rolls." i used more tape to cover the address of the people who sent me the unwanted calendar, and gave myself a big pat on the back.