bye bye rowboat

it's really bye bye time to...my mullet. there are times in life when you have to give up something you care about to gain something you need. i needed to be able to look in the mirror and see that i didn't have crazy ringlets of hair sticking in all directions off of my neck. many girls in the city seem to have a similar hairstyle to mine, but they pull it off much better because their hair hangs straight down in back like it is supposed to. while i am no longer able to enjoy having the guy version of what i consider a sweet haircut, at least i can sleep better at night knowing i look less like someone's nerdy 11-year-old brother. perhaps the sheer ridiculousness of my mullet means i had one of the greatest mullets ever. however, i have grown fond of my new combed down scruffy hairstyle, and i needed some sanity from the back half of my head to match the brilliance exhibited elsewhere. rest assured, i do enjoy getting my hair cut for free. thx!