i have no explanations for failure

some friends of mine like embarrassing stories. how is this for an embarrassing story? i emailed my professor a link to 'stuff white people like' and he never responded. a lot of good things have happened lately, which overshadows such small matters. i used the word 'technocrat' in a conversation, providing nearly as much satisfaction as when i paid for my utilities via a magic trick. over the weekend, i was able to embarrass myself while ably concealing the degree to which i deserved to be mocked for my error.