Monday, August 07, 2006

signed photos

i have decided i really want a signed photo of floyd landis because i think it would be really funny. so maybe he cheated, ruined everyone's faith in cycling, etc. we were all so proud of his "superhuman" effort in that one stage. so what now? oh, i'm sorry - we're offended that you did the impossible with the help of performance enhancing drugs. excuse us for demanding atheletes deliver jaw-dropping performances without that exta leg up.

so anyone who cares to bring sanity back to professional and olympic sport: reward mediocrity. it's the only way to keep things clean.

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