watery mashed potatoes - really no worse than mashed potatoes
too many sweatshirts today might just be the right number of sweatshirts a year from now
your hats will never complain that you bought more hats
they will, however, die
when people ask you how much soda you drink, that might cause you to drink more soda
the sleeping bag lives another year.
and yes, they are making the pants shorter these days. how will the universe make up for this horrible plague of shorter pants?
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