sometimes when i'm all alone i wish you were cooler

That's a quotation from working hours. Not from my own mouth, mind you; I can't always come up with things that impressive. Wrote it down on the same envelope I used to verify my New York mailing address and obtain a library card. I sense some serious synergy going on. Another quote, same day at work: "There's no reason to sink your own ship, you know." Seems appropriate for the island song, but mixing metaphors might be confusing.